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Merle Whitefire's Journal

Recovered from a broken datapad

Created on 2006-04-03 03:22:06 (#9946963), last updated 2009-07-01

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Right, nobody's actually looking at this anymore, but just in case there's a phantom lurker, please feel free to add my MSN, 'cause I pretty much live my life vicariously through it.

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	merlewhitefire User Number: 9946963 Date Created:1/23/2006 Number of Posts: 37
Merle Whitefire is a cynical, jaded geek who realized a long time ago that his distaste for the suffering of others put him in the minority. Shortly thereafter, he became a liberal. He now writes disconnected bits of various books that he doesn't really have the drive to finish, and he has no social life to speak of beyond his online friends. At least they seem to like him...
Strengths: Wordsmith, Biting Sarcasm
Weaknesses: Self Esteem Issues, Fuckin' Psycho, No Work Ethic, Short Temper Marked- This user is the target of a massive horde of well-defended dumbasses. When an anonymous user card comes into play, tap this card
Special Skills: Prose Spectrum- This user can make purple prose so purple it's ultraviolet, and thus invisible to the naked eye
Weapons: Staff, Vague Metaphor, Disconnected Analogy
Writer: When this user is played, reduce the cost of any Sci-Fi or Fantasy spell card by 1. If played with another Fantasy card, this number is increased to 4